My Blogging Skillz Suck

Maybe, just maybe, I will start blogging on this here blog again. I find that a lot of my life's adventures revolve around the craziness that is motherhood, so most of my blogging is done on my other blog. I have not shopped, barely have watched me some TV, and have not been dealing with too many people. You'd think I wouldn't have anything to bitch and blog about, but I'm sure there are some smart ass remarks trapped within my sarcastic soul (sarcasoul?) that need to be set free.

I do need to bitch about the moving experience we have had lately, and by lately I mean the past 16 months. Two words: The Navy.

Now that I have my Tivo and mini-van back, I will have important things to talk about.

Titanic slide

I saw this as I was driving by a kids festival. I couldn't believe it. How many people died when the Titanic sunk? A lot. Now, I'm the type who finds a lot of "now that's just wrong" things funny, but this really is wrong.

The 90's are back?

I snapped this pic on my phone today. I like the green one. I can't decide if these are really one of the first signs that the 90's are back, or if it's just that JCPenny's has always had these for the local GA men. It really could go either way. And no, I'm not a regular shopper at Penny's, it's just the best place to park.

I'm Back, Baby!

I hope to be able to post more now. I was on hiatus due to being on a long road trip. And my mother having dial-up internet. And my children being needy. And all that visiting of family.

At the pumpkin farm in Franksville, WI, I noticed there was another candidate for prez-o-dent and I think he might have some good ideas, such as being friends and equal goldfish rights. He likes riding in the park, his crayon, and babies, too. I think that sounds perfect!

Trail Mix- A Healthy Snack Option

Well, I am trying to be healthy again, so I decided to only eat healthy snacks like trail mix. A great tasting one I found was at Target by the Archer Farms brand. It is "Dark Chocolate Espresso trail mix". It's a mix of healthy things like candy coated almonds, chocolate covered almonds, chocolate covered coffee beans, chocolate chips, pecans, and hazelnuts.

It's going so well for me, that the whole family is on the "Archer Farms Trail Mix Diet". We go out walking every afternoon and eat our trail mix. We get this jolt of energy, but for some reason we coming crashing down shortly thereafter.

Look what the diet has done for us! I'm thankful for all those healthy snack options out there.

Purse Rack?

I saw this purse rack in an ad for Bed Bath and Beyond today. I thought to myself, in this order:

1) If you have that many purses, there is no way more than three are in style at the same time. Put the ugly old ones in a box, then you have no need for a purse rack.

2) Geez, this lady has a lot of small purses.

3) How F'n ugly are these purses?!

4) The chains and heavy metals on my purses would really F up this door.

5) These purses are really flat. What about the boxy ones with hard rectangle handles? What about the ones that have a little more volume to them, ya know, the ones that aren't ugly? What about my tiki hut purse? How the hell would my cylindrical tiki hut purse hang on this rack? (Don't worry, it's really in a box.)

6) If someone had this many purses, they must be a purse connoisseur. And if they are, then their purses are probably of the large variety, AKA Target Granny Ass Bag, but by Louis Vuitton, of course. This means that only 3 or 4 purses could hang at a time, if the weight of them doesn't tear down the rack anyway. Or the door.

Upon googling "purse rack", I came across some good ones. How about this one? Can you imagine going to a dinner party at someones house and seeing a bunch of purses hanging off of the front door? These are only in cream and black, though, so they match the decor. Is this considered modern art? (Yes.)

Here is one I like to call the Libra Rack. Careful- you must balance both sides with a purse or risk being corkscrewed by the rack!

The Purse Snatcher Rack. The police have been notified; they're on their way.

OK, I'm done with the purse rant. It's late and I needed some creative output before bed. Zzzzz...

Irritated

Trying to find the gumption to blog. I wrote a huge story about how Evan is doing for my other blog and lost it all when a Sarah Palin email/virus was delivered to my husbands Gmail. Sarah Palin crashed my computer. I don't know what she would want with my computer- there's no oil in it.