The 70's leather bag

So I was at Target tonight again, and I saw the big ugly leather bags I've been seeing everywhere. Now I know that big purses have been in for quite awhile now, thank you Jessica Simpson, but when the big purse evolves into a retro nasty colored leathery barf bag, it's time to stop. The purse on my paper doll below just screams, "Oh good, there is a pocket for my cigs!" The cig pocket was the must have pocket for the 1970's purse and was located next to the baby bottle pocket. John says this purse looks like an old tan lady wearing a g-string. It's like the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see?